koning ZiP

Ook een goed 2011!
En get well!

voor zover dat ik weet ben jij de enigste vader hier, dus als je een dochtertje hebt kan je dit misschien wel gebruiken :p

rules for dating my daughter

Rule One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:

I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “Barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:

It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: “early”

Rule Six:

I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:

As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is getting ready, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden tool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:

Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.

Rule Ten:

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car – there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

http://www.speedyshare.com/files/25802842/monster_2.zip

Kwil er gerust nog 2 fzo erbij doen? geen probleem zelfs :)

Haha ok! Morgen! *geeuw*

Ben er al aan begonnen ;)
Maar ff druk voor school, dus tzal voor morgen of zelfs overmorgen zijn!
Als dat niet erg is?

Ik snap geen reet van wat je aan't zeggen zijt, maar helpen wil ik gerust ^^

Hieronder staat ie in PNG :)
Misschien kan jij 'em in .dds veranderen op jouw pc met dat programma, die in die link staat?
Kheb alleen mijn mac atm, want mijn pc ligt op kot! (en het prog is .exe)

Nice filmpje ;)
Vind trackmania ook leuk, staat op mijn - jawel - pc ^^

Waah absurd! Kheb het speciaal zelfs zo'n programma gedownload voor .dds :s

BOE!!!

Uhu zo koddig :')

Da's een mooie naam. :-)

Nog veel geluk ermee, of hoe zeggen ze dat.

ZiP, je hebt een baby!!!

ik vind echt dat je je job goed doet hé, ik verwijt je niks hoor. Tuurlijk kan je niet alles blokken.
Maar wat je zegt pedo's worden levenslang geband... op 1 2 3 heb je opnieuw een sim-kaart met ander nr.
Keep it up :)

Merci ZIP !

Wauw, jij hebt nog een interessant leven meegemaakt zo blijkt. Ik vind je plots veel boeiender.

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Jij kent wel wat van muziek, toch ook wel de oudere muziek denk ik/ hoop ik.

Nu, Alan Parsons project, algemeen bekend, heeft het geweldige nummer 'mammagamma'. Ik ben op zoek naar een dance/housecover ervan. Enfin, er zijn er twee die ik me meen te herinneren. Eentje die veel meer uptempo is uit de jaren 90 denk ik, en eentje die wat recenter is en vooral gewoon er een tekst over zette.

Enig idee?